Mushy Love

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Pick Up Lines – Cheesy Love Text

by Ruby Galvez

I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for.

Can i take your clothes off? So that i can see how angels hide their wings.

Are you an alarm clock? You managed to wake up my sleeping heart.

Are you a pokemon? Because I CHOOSE YOU!

Hey, Miss… Can you please catch it? My heart, it’s falling!

What’s good about the morning? You.

You remind me of a library book, because I always want to check you out.

Is your father an alien, ’cause you’re out of this world.

If i were peter pan, you would be my happy thought.

Is your father a terrorist? Because you’re ‘the bomb’.

Excuse me, are you a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my life.

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

You’re like my dandruff, I cant get you out of my head.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Did you know, I had to borrow my friend’s heart yesterday because you stole mine.

I am a school exam, you have to answer me!

Why are you so alone? So alone in my heart.

More to Come!

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Comments (5)

  1. love it !

  2. i love these love quotes they are so cute <3 make more

  3. is it hot in here or is it just you.

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  5. Keep sharing! :)

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