Pick Up Lines – Cheesy Love Text
I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for.
Can i take your clothes off? So that i can see how angels hide their wings.
Are you an alarm clock? You managed to wake up my sleeping heart.
Are you a pokemon? Because I CHOOSE YOU!
Hey, Miss… Can you please catch it? My heart, it’s falling!
What’s good about the morning? You.
You remind me of a library book, because I always want to check you out.
Is your father an alien, ’cause you’re out of this world.
If i were peter pan, you would be my happy thought.
Is your father a terrorist? Because you’re ‘the bomb’.
Excuse me, are you a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my life.
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
You’re like my dandruff, I cant get you out of my head.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Did you know, I had to borrow my friend’s heart yesterday because you stole mine.
I am a school exam, you have to answer me!
Why are you so alone? So alone in my heart.
More to Come!