Mushy Love

Be Romantic. Be in love.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

by Ruby Galvez

Am I dead already? I think I’m seeing an angel from heaven.

I’m a busy bee. Can you be my honey?

May I borrow your sunglasses? Because I’m getting blinded by your looks.

Do you work at Fedex? I think I saw you look at my package.

I just had one drink and suddenly, I’m drunk. It must be your beauty.

You’re so hot, it’s no wonder I’m burning up.

I’m invisible. Wait, can you see me? (girl answers “yes”) Ok then, what time will I pick you up?

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or, shall I pass by again?

You have to go with me to the psychiatrist, he told me to bring something I’m crazy about.

You must have been a crayon in your past life, because you give color to mine.

I know you ate some sugar candy today because you smile so sweetly.

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  1. Greetings from Finland. Does anyone have any advice about staying out of the “Friend Zone” with women? Honestly I’m sick of girls telling me they “just want to be friends.”

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